The Sunshine State Legislature not only privatized prisons, outlawed baggy pants, made welfare recipients take drug tests, cut unemployment benefits to pay for corporate tax cuts and stopped voter registration drives, but it outlawed sex.
The bill intended to outlaw bestiality actually bans "knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal."
Southern Fried Science points out that human beings are animals. He advises:
...if you’re living in Florida on October 1, 2011 and would like to have sexual intercourse with a consenting adult, please check with your veterinarian or local livestock breeder first to make sure you abide by ”accepted animal husbandry practices, conformation judging practices, or accepted veterinary medical practices.”
